From the country...

This here is a turkey saddle. A turkey what? A saddle for a turkey hen. A saddle for turkey mating. Through my research I have found that my ladies need these so that when the 20lb+ Tom turkey "treads" on their back during mating, the saddle protects the hens from being all defeathered and scratched up. I am placing an order for 12 turkey saddles. Quite possibly the oddest thing I have ordered online. I am not ordering some risque item to improve my sex life but a saddle to help the turkeys with theirs. Are my priorities straight?
Love hurts... even for turkeys.